Here Comes the Young STAApper
[Liverpool 2 – 1 Aston Villa]. You know one of the things that makes champions?
Weekly Game Segments
Vini Vini Vici
[Real Madrid 3 – 1 Liverpool] [Champions League leg 1 of 2]. For a player
Matchweek 30: Arsenal 0 – 3 Liverpool – Player Ratings
Screw the scoreline. I say Alisson’s ‘stache beats out whatever is going on with Aubameyang’s hair and whatever tragedy befell Atwell’s. The ‘stache will get us over the line. Top four, here we come.
JA!
[Arsenal 0 – 3 Liverpool]. As the Terminator sent an aptly-described fab-ulous ball forward towards
Matchweek 28: Wolves 0 – 1 Liverpool – Player Ratings
They don’t give you bonus points for style! And thank feck for that. Ugly, fortunate,
Jotamatic
[Wolves 0 – 1 Liverpool]. Before I get into anything else, I wish to send
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ROUND OF 16: Liverpool 2 – 0 Leipzig (4-0) – Player Ratings
Behold the glory of goals scored by our actual front three in an actual match!
Matchweek 28: Liverpool 0 – 1 Fulham – Player Ratings
Klopp’s proving a point right? Why else would you trot out that high-ass line with
Fashion Statement
[Liverpool 0 – 1 Fulham]. It has become de rigueur these days to beat Liverpool
Matchweek 27: Liverpool 0 – 1 Chelsea – Player Ratings
Face it. We’re shite. Lineup was wrong. The tactics were wrong. The substitutions were wrong.
Liverpool Wins!
[Sheffield United 0 – 2 Liverpool]. With the team’s extremely poor form recently, it seems
Erase and Rewind
[ Liverpool 0 – 2 Everton] . What did you hear me say? We’ve been
Champions League Round of 16: RB Leipzig 0 – 2 Liverpool – Player Ratings
That felt nice! Awfully considerate of Leipzig to pull the defensive line up nice and
Rut
[Leicester 3 – 1 Liverpool] The Reds are stuck in a rut. And of all
Matchweek 23: Liverpool 1 – 4 Manchester City – Player Ratings
Um. If we’re going to piss away the title at least we did it by
Sleeper-Keeper
[Liverpool 1 – 4 Manchester City] I have to tell you, it’s a lot more