[Liverpool 2 – 1 Aston Villa]. You know one of the things that makes champions?
[Real Madrid 3 – 1 Liverpool] [Champions League leg 1 of 2]. For a player
Screw the scoreline. I say Alisson’s ‘stache beats out whatever is going on with Aubameyang’s hair and whatever tragedy befell Atwell’s. The ‘stache will get us over the line. Top four, here we come.
[Arsenal 0 – 3 Liverpool]. As the Terminator sent an aptly-described fab-ulous ball forward towards
They don’t give you bonus points for style! And thank feck for that. Ugly, fortunate,
[Wolves 0 – 1 Liverpool]. Before I get into anything else, I wish to send
Behold the glory of goals scored by our actual front three in an actual match!
Klopp’s proving a point right? Why else would you trot out that high-ass line with
[Liverpool 0 – 1 Fulham]. It has become de rigueur these days to beat Liverpool
Face it. We’re shite. Lineup was wrong. The tactics were wrong. The substitutions were wrong.
[Sheffield United 0 – 2 Liverpool]. With the team’s extremely poor form recently, it seems
[ Liverpool 0 – 2 Everton] . What did you hear me say? We’ve been
That felt nice! Awfully considerate of Leipzig to pull the defensive line up nice and
[Leicester 3 – 1 Liverpool] The Reds are stuck in a rut. And of all
Um. If we’re going to piss away the title at least we did it by
[Liverpool 1 – 4 Manchester City] I have to tell you, it’s a lot more