Screw the scoreline. I say Alisson’s ‘stache beats out whatever is going on with Aubameyang’s hair and whatever tragedy befell Atwell’s. The ‘stache will get us over the line. Top four, here we come.
They don’t give you bonus points for style! And thank feck for that. Ugly, fortunate,
Face it. We’re shite. Lineup was wrong. The tactics were wrong. The substitutions were wrong.
That felt nice! Awfully considerate of Leipzig to pull the defensive line up nice and
Um. If we’re going to piss away the title at least we did it by
6 points on the trot in like 3 days? I’m havin’ that. Loads to gush
Alright! We’re back. We’ve said “alright lads, just like 2019/20… but without center backs!” If