When was the last time a side put in 7 goals from 7 different players assisting? Third kit strikes back. Villa game never happened. Get in.

RATINGS

Allison – 8
Scared Ayew into passing 10 yards behind Zaha when he could have walked it in. Came out nicely to snuff out one of Palace’s only clear-cut chances first half. Never saw him again. 

TAA – 8
Acres of space down that right. Got his assist. Pocketed Zaha. Job done. 

Matip– 8
Ace assist to Mo. Didn’t get hurt. *chef kiss* 

Fabinho – 9

Just reading the game better than everyone right now. He’s on another level. Happy to be wrong about him moving to center back.  

Robbo – 8
Plays the longest give-in-go in the world with Bobby and is duly rewarded with the assist. Probably still at Selhurst Park pumping balls into the box. Turn the lights off on the way out, lad. 

Gini – 8
Wanted so badly for him to give Klopp a bollocking for getting subbed off.

Jordan Brian Henderson – 9
Thought he was majestic today. Barking. Breaking up play. Clipping it forward. Made a 20 yard, first time strike into the top bin look like an afterthought.

Keita – 7
A decent return to the fold. Mad to watch though innit? Can unlock an entire defense with pristine, precision passing sandwiched between turnovers. Rinse. Repeat.

Mane – 8
Back to his goal scoring, fit throwing, best. Dangerous all game. Only 7-0 win you’ll ever see where there’s the silent treatment happening on the Coach home. Love it.  

Firmino – 9
Torrid on the break. Had the first touch of a Greek God for both goals. Absolutely ridiculous when he’s got confidence.

Minamino – 8
Best performance in a Liverpool shirt by a mile. Good to see him in a more familiar role, banging em in and smiling. Could have had more. Took up great positions all game.

SUBSTITUTIONS

Salah – 9
Looked a little scared to high five Mane coming on the pitch. Quickly recovered, got a quick assist, and then banged in two worldies. HA!

Jones – 7 

His 3rd party valuation went up 12 million pounds sterling during the last match and he became an instant meme on the touchline with Klopp during Bobby’s second goal. The rest is less interesting.

Ox – 7
Can’t leave out Chambo. An assist and a decent run out. Welcome back sweet cheeks.